i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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