i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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