would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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