found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
dude. I can hear the air.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Randomize
