my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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