I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You can't motorboat a personality
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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