i think my tv is drunk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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