We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
high people should be assigned attendants
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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