Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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