I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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