My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize