nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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