sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
