I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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