i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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