I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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