You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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