Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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