No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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