Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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