they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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