why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I cut my penus on the lid.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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