what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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