Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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