And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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