Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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