This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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