Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i came on her dog
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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