this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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