Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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