quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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