I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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