It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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