so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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