There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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