you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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