I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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