She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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