Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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