I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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