also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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