Dual....:-)
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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