Yo dont text me then not text me
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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