no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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