morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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