I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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