Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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