They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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