before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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