Non-Jews are for practice
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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