I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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