I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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