I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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