The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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