I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
birth control should be required to get into college
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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