how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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